Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Egypt arrests 7 Pals from Gaza on spying charges

(Cairo) It appears that for all the manna from Heaven that Hamas claimed had fallen on them when the Muslim Brotherhood swept to power in Egypt last year has turned into a very severe drought.

First, there was a deadly attack on the Egyptian army post during Ramadan where Allah's finest murdered 16 Egyptian policemen (it transpired that the assailants came from Gaza). This resulted in a clampdown by the Egyptians. This is still ongoing, and which is why the Egyptian army is flooding the smuggling tunnels from Gaza to Egypt with raw sewage. You'd think that Hamas would have learnt their lesson, but oh no, it transpires they haven't, which is why 6 of their finest operatives have been arrested at Cario airport after returning from Iran (via Syria) and found to be carrying maps and other images of Egyptian military buildings and sensitive sites. The duty rumour is that Hamas (under orders from Tehran) has sent in teams with the purpose of creating unrest in the country.

In light of these allegations from the Egyptian media, Ismail Haniyeh, the Prime Minister of Gaza, has threatened to sue Egyptian news outlets for reporting fabrications about Hamas. It seems that Hamas has that reversed Midas touch, where everything they touch turns to shite.